8 reasons clients hate you

 

8 reasons clients hate you
1. You’re always late to work

2. You station is so dirty it should be quarantined 

3. Your trimmers are TOO sharp and leave marks. 

4. You don’t take showers regularly 

5. You don’t use a toothbrush regularly

6. You try to sleep with every woman that comes in the shop. 

7. You spend way too much time on 1 cut because of 1. Smoke break 2. Lunch break 3. PlayStation break. 

8. Your cuts suck but no one will tell you the truth.