5 reasons not to have sex with your clients
- If you are a successful barber, chances are you have either 1)Had sex with a female client (this includes clients mothers, sisters, grandmothers or significant others) or want to have sex with a female client (this also includes clients mothers, sisters, grandmothers or significant others. After 26 years in the business and working at 19 barbershops, I have observed a lot. Every once in a blue moon, a barber may get lucky and meet the woman of their dreams in the barbershop. But, more often than not…. that aint gonna happen. Here are a few true stories about John Doe Barber and their unlucky encounters with female clients; names and occurrences have been changed to protect the barbers and clients. These are 5 reasons NOT to have sex with your clients mom.
Number 5: After the first sexual escapade, you better believe that her kids haircuts are free. No way around it. Especially if you want to come back for seconds. This means you just lost money.
Number 4: The sex was bad and now you have to act like your too busy to see her every time she comes to the shop.
Number 3: The sex was great but your stamina wasn’t. Now she’s taking her kid to another barber; in the same shop.
Number 2: She fell in love with you and has 4 unemployed brothers who still live at home with mom. Welcome to the family.
Number 1: You fell in love but she didn’t tell you her 6’8 husband, who’s back from the Marines with a serious case of combat PTSD, is coming back from the middle east next month.
Moral of the story; as my uncle the pimp use to say; “Never shit where you eat.”